That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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