We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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