i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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