He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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