You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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