quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They should really pass out barf bags in church
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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