i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I am mentally ready for anal.
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