i just had sex bonerless
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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