did you get engaged???
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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