I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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