My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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