I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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