I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I party with great urgency now.
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