I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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