So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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