Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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