She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just found puke in my bra..
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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