Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
oh god the rape fog is back!
Quick, to the slutcave!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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