another moral hangover. fuck.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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