even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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