we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The adults are the big ones right?
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