Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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