just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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