Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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