Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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