i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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