Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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