Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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