Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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