what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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