what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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