Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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