I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My dick has a subreddit
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
