Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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