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rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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