I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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