you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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