My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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