HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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