what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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