problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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