I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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