I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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