im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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