He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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