How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
