I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
wat bout pragnant strippers??
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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