16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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