i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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