If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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