Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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