you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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