i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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