so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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